Guess who's gotta lotta bottle?
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Assault with a near-deadly weapon (news story)
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 otisvr |
Assault with a near-deadly weapon (news story) |
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BIGBASSS |
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 Posts: 237 21-Nov-2007 18:36 |
Otis maybe they couldn't find a bottle opener
Last Edited By: BIGBASSS 21-Nov-2007 18:38.
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otisvr |
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Posts: 530 21-Nov-2007 18:46 |
I think it may have reached the parts that other colas cant reach.
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ste2260 |
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Posts: 1874 21-Nov-2007 19:16
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Maybe he had a phone call to arrange having a drink in back passage, trouble was he took it literally You can achieve more with a kind word and a length of 4 x 2
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breamking |
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 Posts: 1251 21-Nov-2007 23:54
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please sir a big boy did it and ran away
...breamking slime aint grime its just fine
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garylee43 |
just for the crack !! | #5 | ||
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Can't crime be a pain in the bum
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ernthefish |
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Posts: 19 22-Nov-2007 01:05 |
doesnt say if it was full or empty lol
... I aim to please ........Sometimes i miss
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Roo050969 |
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Posts: 1344 22-Nov-2007 01:59
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Good job it was a "Coke" bottle.
Hate to think what the x ray would have looked like with "7UP" Ouch !!! Roo
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01Karen10 |
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Posts: 3919 22-Nov-2007 09:36 " Nike "
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Why the....How the h....WTF!!!!!!!! Nowt as strange as folk!!
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otisvr |
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Posts: 530 22-Nov-2007 18:02 |
Yep, suspect this excuse ranks along the accident and emergency classics such as "I was vacuuming the house in the nude when I fell and accidentally
slipped and got my willy stuck in the nozzle"
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Roo050969 |
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Posts: 1344 23-Nov-2007 03:07
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otisvr wrote: Try using a Dyson as they never loose suction. It's time to turn it off when you see your kidneys going round in the dust collection cylinder !! Roo
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